Saturday, February 5, 2011

Munchers

Babies gnaw on everything.

Your fingers, your furniture, your face...

They're like puppies that you're not allowed to swat with newspapers.

In my living room, this would quickly give a child tetanus or rubella or something from all of the thrift furniture the kid could sink his or her teeth into. In a more affluent American living room this would run up a hefty bill and a full punch-card from frequent trips to Pottery Barn.

Either way sounds dangerous and frustrating. Though at least Pottery Barn may give you a discount for all that loyalty. Or possibly a complimentary pillow sham...

Just not quite worth it.

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