Babies gnaw on everything.
Your fingers, your furniture, your face...
They're like puppies that you're not allowed to swat with newspapers.
In my living room, this would quickly give a child tetanus or rubella or something from all of the thrift furniture the kid could sink his or her teeth into. In a more affluent American living room this would run up a hefty bill and a full punch-card from frequent trips to Pottery Barn.
Either way sounds dangerous and frustrating. Though at least Pottery Barn may give you a discount for all that loyalty. Or possibly a complimentary pillow sham...
Just not quite worth it.
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