Perils of Baby Blogging

The danger of writing a blog about babies is that the internet gets confused. Particularly Facebook advertisements. They believe that, if I read and write so many things about babies, I must be longing for one. Furthermore, they put their thinking caps on and decide how to help me attain this goal.

This picture is today's winner:



I'm sorry, what the hell is that?! Because I see a dead baby dinosaur-hatching out of this poor woman's shattered stomach. Yes, please. Someone impregnate me immediately.

How is this supposed to make me want children? (Or want to be an ultrasound technician, which I think this graphic was actually advertising. So, I guess it doesn't necessarily prove my point. But trust me. I get a lot of crazy baby crap popping up on my Facebook page.)