Pregnancy Photo Series -- Part 3

3.) Belly Disguise Shots

This is the stage in your pregnancy when you realize you are big and round. And you start to identify with other big round objects. Like basketballs and pumpkins. And the Death Star.

In keeping with my attitude about pregnancy and babies, the first thing I thought when I saw the following photo was "ticking time bomb." Ha.



Is that where your head goes for the picture? Really?

And the most traumatizing for last:

Seriously?!

Pregnancy Photo Series -- Part 2

2.) The "I'm as big as you are!" couple shot.

Seriously?! Not only is this icky, it's a little demeaning. She is forming a new human from scratch. That she will expel in a flurry of tears and pain and subsequently care for. All you're forming is a lifetime collection of beer and Doritos. That you will eventually flush down a rather unlucky toilet.

I actually feel a little bad for this next guy. He's shaped so awkwardly. And it looks like he posed this way positively against his will.

And if the mirror images aren't your thing: